"Mommy, I think I will rub my nose instead of picking it."
"My brain forgot how to tell my legs how to move so I cannot walk to bed."
"I will eat my rice if I can have a quesadilla." Ten minutes later, "I tricked you. I'm not going to eat my rice!"
"If you don't stop at the stop sign a car will hit our car and then you will DIE!"
Mommy, I brought you a soda. Aren't I a helpful boy?" Stares while I open it and take a drink. "Mommy, can I have a drink of your soda because I such a helpful boy?"
"Okay mommy. Okay. I have a deal. You will not wash my hair and I will put my face underwater."
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What is it about the "deal" thing? Y says that all the time, too!!!
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